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#1 2010-11-01 22:27:09

Registered: 2008-02-06
Posts: 416

Welfare check

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,  "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really  rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job  opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and  bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of  your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started  it."

You Can't Fix Stupid!



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