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#1 2014-04-24 14:04:05

spankie
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Welcome to Loonie Land.

Well as if this town isn't full of enough of them and doesn't have enough special interest group opposing everything in town now we have some couple barely out of high school trying to band the sales of live lobsters. They would prefer to have it at the highest level but getting it done in just Stratford is fine with them. They are opposed to the way lobsters are cooked and believe they have feelings. Yea they feel so much that if one of them is hurt they have no difficulty in devouring it.  They say it is inhuman to cook them in a pot of water. Well for one thing at Sobey's and probably at Zehrs as well they are cooked in a steamer. Only people taking them home would use a pot. They say why can't they be killed ahead of time like cows, etc. Because unlike lobsters it's hard to keep a cow alive in the store until eaten. Many people buy live lobsters during certain times of the year and kept them for a few days before eating them. They want them fresh not already cooked plus they last longer alive than cooked. Maybe these two should go back eating their vegetables and keep their noses out of other peoples food. They are trying to get the city to impose a bylaw outlawing live lobster just because they went to the mall and got a whopping 300 signatures.

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#2 2014-04-25 23:28:30

Cougs
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Re: Welcome to Loonie Land.

Vegetarians are so cute.

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#3 2014-04-26 11:42:46

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Re: Welcome to Loonie Land.

could just toss them in the microwave.....and nuke them. That's humane.. smile

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#4 2014-04-26 16:23:46

spankie
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Steel wrote:

could just toss them in the microwave.....and nuke them. That's humane.. smile

No apparently it's more humane to pay $3500 for a unit to stun them one at a time or stick a knife through their heads.

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#5 2014-04-28 08:44:07

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Re: Welcome to Loonie Land.

spankie wrote:

Steel wrote:

could just toss them in the microwave.....and nuke them. That's humane.. smile

No apparently it's more humane to pay $3500 for a unit to stun them one at a time or stick a knife through their heads.

Like zombies then?

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#6 2014-05-14 11:17:53

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Mmmmmmm.............zombies with butter.
Does one serve red, or white with that?

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#7 2014-05-14 16:16:06

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Cougs wrote:

Mmmmmmm.............zombies with butter.
Does one serve red, or white with that?

That's the thing about zombie - it goes with anything.

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#8 2014-05-17 07:30:38

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I would reccomend a red merlot or a strong hopped up India Pale Ale.  Zombie Flesh is a bit gamey and salty.......

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#9 2014-06-05 10:57:39

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Well again we have a new or should I say returning example of lunacy in this city. Weatherall is back again trying to be mayor and his one and only issue is the health risks of wireless communications. So if he had his way we would get rid of all hot spots in this town and remove the smart meters. Personally I don't mind the smart meters as so far my hydro has not made a big jump like in TO and we get real measurement even in the winter. (Of course this could all change if the city is stupid enough to get rid of Festival Hydro and sell it to Ontario Hydro) But if he had his way we'd go back to the stone age. Maybe we should also tear down those big broadcast towers all over the county side as guess what, "they use microwaves too". Maybe we should throw our microwave ovens out the window. Don't forget we'll have to shut down all the radars used in aircraft control.

What is it with this town that either breeds or attracts the lunatic fringe??

Yes I know some of you would include me in that category but can you really compare me to people like this or the "save the everything" groups that seem to spawn in this town.

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#10 2014-06-05 11:25:09

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Re: Welcome to Loonie Land.

WE HAVE NOT HEARD LATELY FROM THE "CHEM TRAIL" GROUP...YOU KNOW THE FRINGE THAT IS CONCERNED THAT THE HIGH FLYING AIRCRAFT ARE PURPOSELY SPEWING DANGEROUS CHEMICALS ALL OVER THE POPULATIONS EVERY DAY.

(sorry, did not mean to yell...didn't realize my Caps Lock was on)

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#11 2014-06-05 16:18:13

spankie
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You mean sh** from the toilet!!

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#12 2014-06-29 13:51:24

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So why does this lunatic have to come to Stratford to run for mayor? Don't they have wifi in Toronto? He'd be a perfect replacement for Ford!

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#13 2014-06-29 14:35:33

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ya but Spankie you have to remember that retired cops and such from Toronto can sell their houses for $900,000 and buy a luxurious house here for $400,000 and life is good if of course the electro magnetic radiation isn't too intense...

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#14 2014-06-30 13:39:16

spankie
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Oh I see. He's here because his headaches are less. Gotcha.

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#15 2014-06-30 16:10:34

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